Nuns in line at Starbuck’s
A nun in line at Starbuck’s wearing those new shoes from Reebok that are supposed to firm your butt.
Wigs and woman who have hair short platinum blond today and long flowing brown tomorrow
Kids over the age of 3 walking around with a pacifier in their mouth
Every so often while you’re eating raw baby carrots, one tastes like soap
People who don’t clean up after their pets
Not using your turn signal
Falling asleep while you’re watching a G or PG rated movie at home… and waking up to an X rated one
Blackhawks in the Stanley Cup Finals (ok, I’m an Illinois girl I’m a little happy for them)
Women who lose more weight after giving birth than they gained while ptrgnant, before they even leave the hospital
Budget cuts that cause police and fire fighters to lose their jobs and then citizens loose protection and safety
People who don’t vote
Hello Kitty
Cashiers who cannot figure out how much change they owe you, in their head…
Plastic flowers stuck in outdoor flower beds
Mean people who temper their mean comments by saying “Oh come on… I was only joking”
The value some put on outer beauty when the real value is inner beauty
My puppy eats only the ends if a rawhide bone, leaving the middles all over for me to step on
Guests coming to your house and eating all the best chocolate from the candy bin
The fact that my family room is maybe 14 X 18 and I have a remote control for the, fan. Not a ceiling fan, the fan on the stand across the room
My race makes it inappropriate for me to say some things but a woman my age, with my background, but a different race can say what I am thinking and there would be no ramifications.
The way my mind sometimes works
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